" Foreigners are so lazy. They come to our country to mow our lawns we don't really feel like doing. They come and don't do anything useful other than fix roofs from hail damage, work on old Chevy's, the list can go on for all their "work." I can't stand these people! I wished they'd all just go away back to their boring lives in South America or Mexico. I would just do the work myself but I don't really feel like it most days. These people can't even COOK A DECENT DISH! For example there chefs cant make, refried beans, nachos, decent salsa, and delicious enchilada, or even creamy dips of cheese! Eww they taste like the bottom of a rats foot! They all make me sick! They don't even take care of their own children. They can always find the time to babysit our own though. They think working a day, afternoon, and night job will satisfy their kids needs. Like c'mon now they can do way better than that for Christ sake. I say they all do us an awesome favor and just all leave America and never come back ever again. The faster we get rid of these people the better life in the U.S.A will become. Ship them all out of here like ZOOM!
This is a satire because it shows that many foreigners from different countries are actually really hard working citizens of America and should be more respected in our society and not looked down upon. Also racial slurs towards the foreign community should come to an end as well. These are people too and they can do anything any basic American born man or women can do.